Good gravy. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Flurg∴'ß YÿsplodeΣ^∞, but you people seem to have a hard time pronouncing that, so you can just call me 'kotra' for short.

You may be wondering about these bright neon suspenders I am wearing, or the sweet-smelling, metallic pellets I frequently eject from my forehead. These and other traits may strike you as strange, but rest assured: I am some sort of lifeform, just like you. If you would like to learn more, you may do a click on the pictures above. Please, do a click!!

This website is still sort of broken, particularly in IE. I'll get around to fixing it sometime.